I don’t think it would be fair to refer to
myself as a “Biggles collector”. Admittedly, I do collect Biggles books, and
have done so from my early teens, but compared to some of the more serious
collectors (the ones who can sniff the binding of a book and tell you which
year it was published in), I really am beyond amateur.
My collection is up to 60 odd books now,
half in paperbacks (Red Fox, Armada, Knight) and half in no-dust-jacket hard
covers (Dean and Sons, Oxford, Brock), with nary a first edition amongst them.
I’ve got pretty much all the Biggles books
people can name off of the tops of their heads, Swastika, Flies East, Fails to Return, and so on. Most of the
ones I don’t have are Air Police books, and some of those appear to be books
with no Algy, so, really, I’m not in any particular hurry to get them anytime
soon.
A while back someone on the Biggles Yahoo
Group asked if maybe it was time to sell off his collection, as prices seemed
to be dropping of late, and he’d been keeping the collection as a sort of nest
egg for his children (at this point, I cast a guilty look towards my own
Biggles collection. Maybe I should teach my future kids some sort of life
skills…I don’t think my non-first-edition collection is going to make a good
nest egg for anyone).
Some discussion ensued, with some people
agreeing that he should consider selling, and others taking the view that
Biggles books are amazing reads that can be passed on throughout generations. I
don’t either agree or disagree with any of these views, but the discussion did
give me much food for thought, which is why I’m here typing this post instead
of working on my thesis (which I should have handed in…um…a looong time ago…)
Collections and the concept of collecting
is a strange thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a little part of the
brain located in the cerebral cortex or wherever that deals completely in the
desire to collect stuff.
In so many ways Biggles is the perfect
thing to collect. For starters, there are
98 books. And when you’re done reading those, you can collect all the first
editions. And after that, you can collect every
edition of every Biggles book ever.
Whee!
And if you’re one of those people who
somehow manage to get a lot of books really fast, there are Gimlet books to
collect! Worrals books! Steely books! Space books! Every edition of every book
W. E. Johns ever wrote!
Seriously, that’s enough collecting for a lifetime,
isn’t it? And there’s always something to look forward to, since Norman Wright is
republishing some of the Biggles books (new editions to collect!)
But really, is collecting a good thing? I started with four Red Fox books and a
movie novelization wedged in the corner of a bookshelf and now I’m up to my
current collection which is overflowing from a closet drawer. Every time I see
the word “Bigg” anywhere my heart skips a beat. If I see a Biggles book I don’t
own listed on eBay, I check the prices and start mentally calculating whether
or not I can add it to my collection.
I haven’t gotten to the stage where I’m
thinking about collecting first editions yet, but I wonder if I’m on the way
there, and I worry that one day I’ll lose focus on Biggles and just be all
about the collection.
I’m looking at my collection now and
wondering if it’s time for me to say, “Okay, this is it.”
I’ve got all the “exciting” books, the ones
with the brilliant Algy moments. Do I really need to chase after those Air
Police books I don’t have? I don’t think I’m doing anyone a disservice by
saying that the later Biggles books tend to be rather formulaic and dull, especially
the ones with no Algy. (Seriously, Mr. Johns, you of all people should know
that a Biggles book without Algy only counts as half a book at best.) That
being the case, is there any point in reading (or even wanting to read) those
books? There’s really nothing worse than settling in for a good read with a
Biggles book only to find, three pages in, that Algy is staying behind to
answer the phone.
In monetary terms I don’t think any of my
books have or will ever appreciate dramatically in value. That is not to say
that I was planning on selling any of my books in any case, but for me “collecting
to make money” isn’t really much of an excuse.
What I think I’m trying to say here is that
I don’t really have a reason to go on
collecting Biggles books. I’ve read all the good ones, I’m not doing it for the
money, so what am I doing it for?
But even as I say this, in my reasonable
and rational and determined voice, I have the feeling that I can’t stop myself
now. “Biggles radar” isn’t something that one can turn on and off at will. I
know myself well enough to know that if the chance arises, I will definitely
fight tooth and nail to complete my collection (in the same way that some
people will fight tooth and nail to get their hands on a paper cup used by
their favorite rock star. Not that I’m comparing Biggles books to a used paper
cup.)
Is this addiction? Is this normal? Should
we set up Biggles Anonymous for heavy collectors?