by Sopwith
Biggles pushed open the door of the hanger that led to the main office of Air Police Headquarters and stalked over to his desk. Slinging his jacket over a chair, he turned his head over his shoulder and shouted irritably, “What on earth was that?”
Disclaimer: I do not own, or claim to own,
any of the Biggles series characters used in this work. This fan fiction was
written for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered part of
the official storyline.
Warning: Non canon type fan fiction works may contain severe
time mix-ups and character deviations.
Biggles pushed open the door of the hanger that led to the main office of Air Police Headquarters and stalked over to his desk. Slinging his jacket over a chair, he turned his head over his shoulder and shouted irritably, “What on earth was that?”
A cheerful Algy strolled into the office a
few paces behind him, looking quite pleased with himself. “I thought it was
quite inspired flying, myself.”
“Inspired flying, my foot!” growled
Biggles, throwing a baleful glare at the other pilot.
Algy looked wounded. “You said you wanted
to catch the crooks.”
“I didn’t mean we should risk breaking our
necks on the way!”
“Oh, shut up, Biggles,” retorted Algy,
flinging himself into an armchair with calculated abandon. “You’re here, aren’t
you? We caught the crooks, didn’t we? What more d’you want?”
Biggles seated himself at his desk and eyed
Algy from behind a stack of files. “There are times,” he muttered, “when I
sorely wish I could fill a bucket with water and pour it over your head.”
Algy merely grinned.
The inner door to the office opened a crack
and the secretary stuck her head in. “Excuse me, Chief Inspector,” she said. “There’s
a boy here who’s been waiting to see you.”
“A boy?” echoed Biggles.
“Quite a scruffy boy,” supplied Maggie,
with obvious disapproval in her tone. “He looks to be about thirteen or
fourteen.”
Biggles exchanged a helpless glance with
Algy. “I don’t know any boys, scruffy or otherwise,” he declared. “He must have
come to the wrong place.”
“I don’t think so, sir. He asked for you
especially, and he’s been sitting outside for over an hour already, though he
won’t tell me his name or what he wants.” Maggie sniffed to let them know what
she thought of the boy. “Shall I tell him to leave, sir?”
Again, Biggles looked at Algy.
Algy shrugged. “Might as well see what he
wants,” he suggested. “He’s been here an hour.”
“Oh, all right, then.” Biggles rose wearily
from his chair. “Let’s go and get it over with. No, don’t ask him in, Maggie,
we’ll go and talk to him in the waiting room. This shouldn’t take long. One of
those school reports again, I expect. Would you mind bringing in a cup of tea,
Maggie? I’ll have it when I’m done with him.”
“Yes, sir.”
Algy rose and followed wordlessly as Biggles
made for the door.
They saw the boy before he saw them.
He was sitting in the corner seat of the
waiting room, staring pensively out of the window, absent-mindedly running a
hand through his curly fair hair as he did so. There was something in the grimness
of his expression that belied his young age, as did the determined set of his
chin. He was slim with delicate features, and he was dressed in a rumpled school
uniform that had clearly seen better days before it had encountered the dust
and mud currently stuck to it.
The boy turned and got to his feet as the
two airmen entered the room. “Chief Inspector Bigglesworth?” he inquired, his
eyes going immediately to Biggles, his formal tone again at odds with his age
and appearance.
“I’m Chief Inspector Bigglesworth,”
confirmed Biggles, with forced heartiness. “And this is Detective Inspector
Lacey. How can we help you, lad?”
The boy hesitated.
“Suppose you start by telling us your name
and what brought you here,” suggested Biggles kindly.
Sudden humor flared in the boy’s eyes, and
he tilted his chin in a strangely familiar gesture.
“My name’s Sebastian Bigglesworth,” he
said. “Hello, Dad.”
SOPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Algy has now reached the dizzy heights of Detective Inspector and Biggles is now Chief Inspector, and this boy is 13, AND it is true, what woman would Biggles have met in his early air police days? Or was it the end of WWII and a certain high-social-status lady he said he admired...
I can see this is going to be another outrageous story in the vein of 'Biggles Married'. So hurry up and finish your coursework :-)
Well, well, one will have to wait and see.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you're going to like this fic much though. Just saying.
Why is it always, in your fics, Biggles who gets tangled up with the females? I thought Algy was the charming man, the lady killer...
ReplyDelete"More in your line" Biggles used to say to Algy whenever they met a female in the 1930s
Poor Algy - he seems to be missing out.
You said we wouldn't like 'Biggles Married' but actually... in the end... I rather think we did :-)
ReplyDeleteNot only am I speechless.....but (spluttering) you've stolen one of my ideas for a totally ridiculous fic. Ummm...not that I'm suggesting your fic is ridiculous, Soppy....not at all :)
ReplyDeleteI just can't wait to see what paths of lunacy you take us on with this. As SA commented, we all did really rather follow "Biggles Married" with baited breath.
Don't keep us waiting too long, will you?
Were you planning to give Biggles a son as well, RSG?
ReplyDeleteAll in all Biggles seems to have been busy with quite a few women...
ReplyDeleteYes, I was going to give him a son. I have one (reasonably serious) fic I've been fiddling with....not sure where I'm goping with it and the son. BUT then I had this fit of lunacy and thouight I'd give him an unexpected son - but was even toying with a teenage daughter to really challenge them all (growing up in the Swinging London of the 50s and 60s....) to torment him and stop him becoming too serious during the SAP years. But since you've beaten me to the punch, I might just retire from this particular arena and sit back and enjoy the ride you take us on, Soppy :) (Should probably be focusing on those other unfinished fics anyway...)
ReplyDeleteWell, talk about bombshells, Soppy. You've certianly dropped one. Looking forward to seeing how it all pans out.
ReplyDeleteOh, my only hat!!!!!! I wasn't expecting that- although nor was Biggles, I suspect...
ReplyDeleteGosh - talk about dropping a bomb shell...! Not sure my over-wrought nerves have fully recovered from 'Biggles Married' yet to stand any more shocks.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say we will be meeting some old 'friends', Soppy, one of them wouldn't happen to be a certain stiletto wearing,gun toting individual with a penchant for shooting Algy would it...???
Wouldn't put it past her to train her son up and send him round to finish off the job.... Someone should warn Algy to start watching his back quick!
Funny you should say that JJ :-)))
ReplyDeleteYes, JJ, funny you should say that...
ReplyDeleteRSG, I wouldn't want to deprive the world of one of your fics. Why not go ahead and write the fic with the son (and daughter) anyway? I for one would read a fic with Biggles and his teenage daughter)
Soppy, you're probably the only one who would read any fic I wrote about Biggles and the trials of raising a teenage daughter in the Swinging 60s of London. Maybe you shouldn't really encourage me :)
ReplyDeleteI'd read it as well, RSG. I can just imagine a rebellious teenager bringing home a totally unsuitable boyfriend (long hair, no tie,etc). Although, where would they all be living? Better write it so I don't strain my brain imagining things
ReplyDeleteNow you're encouraging me, FB - not always a good thing. But I think I'd have to ask Soppy if she'd let me publish it here.....
ReplyDeleteRSG--the doors of this blog are always open to any fic you'd care to post.
ReplyDeleteFE-long hair, no tie? Sounds quite a lot like Algy in WWI. What are you implying? (Grrrrr)
Absolutely nothing, Sopwith. **completely innocent smile**
ReplyDeleteAlgy in WWI was probably as much of a head ache to his parents as the long haired hippies of the 60s were to theirs. I still remember my parents' views on long haired boys :))))
ReplyDeleteJust how long do you suppose Algy's hair was when he was in 266? I've never been able to quite fit that description of him from 'The Boob' with my own prior mental image of him. Untidy hair - yes. Long hair - hmmm - not so sure. Just how long is long? Are we talking collar length here - or longer? It was obviously long enough for the already irritated Biggles to disaprove!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there were any regulations about hair length for officers in the R.F.C. at that time. Maybe the officials that be turned a blind eye now and then - after all they seemed to be pretty chilled out about Biggles flying in his pyjamas....
Flying in pyjamas was one thing, but tidy hair and a clean-shaven face were considered to be necessary for cleanliness. The hair would have been considered long if it touched the collar and, at the sides, the tops of the ears. So poor Algy would have been right in it if he hadn't had a hair cut for a few weeks. The poor enlisted men sometimes had their heads forcibly shaved to prevent head lice.
ReplyDeleteI believe you're correct, FB and Jumping Jupiter, regarding hair length. Certainly had to be above collar length in my time - and still is today. Further to "how long is long?" I remember how disparaging all the 'oldies' were about the Beatles with their mop-tops when they first hit the headlines. When we look back now, their hair wasn't long at all!!! Algy's untidy hair probably hadn't been cut for a while and may have merely been brushing his collar - enough to earn Biggles' disapproval, as you both point out.
ReplyDeleteI am glad 266 never had a lice infestation. Can't really visualise either Algy or Biggles with shaven heads.
ReplyDeleteThough EVS liked to wear his hair very closely cropped or so I believe....
Maybe there was something he wasn't letting on about....: )
Biggles and Algy would not have been in any danger of having their heads shaved, JJ. That indignity was inflicted on enlisted men. As for EVS, Close-cropped hair apparently started in Prussia so he would have been following his country's trend.
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that everyone who went into the army had to get a crew cut? Would that be what Biggles and Algy had?
ReplyDeleteI think the crew cut was an American thing, wasn't it, Soppy?
ReplyDeleteAnd wasn't the crew cut more of a w.w.2 thing?
ReplyDeleteI know it was around long before that but wasn't it the American G.I's in W.W 2 who made it so well known?
I don't know. It was because Biggles was annoyed at Algy's long hair that I wondered if they would normally have crew cuts or buzz cuts (or are they they same thing? Not sure)
ReplyDeleteI have always imagined Biggles would have a short, sensible, no-nonsense haircut, whereas Algy's hair would be a lot wilder (to match his nature.)Not long in length perhaps, but certainly untamed on top.
ReplyDeleteI love the line in Biggles and Co. where he, Algy, puts his elbows on the table and runs his hands through his hair when he is thinking.... it is certainly still long and lucious enough there - couldn't do that with a crew cut.
(Hmm ...running fingers through Algy's hair.... now there's a distracting thought...) :-)
In 'Secret Agent', Biggles runs his fingers through his fair hair... must have been longer by then, post RFC.
ReplyDeleteI am fairly certain that crew cuts were an American introduction. If you look at photos of British and Australian pilots and aircrew in WWII they had normal haircuts with traditional short back and sides - not too different from your average conservative male haircuts of today, actually,.
ReplyDeleteI haven't read 'Secret Agent' yet. It is high up there on my wish list. Maybe Biggles, by then, took his style tips from cousin Algy.
ReplyDelete:-)
I have just googled crew cuts, and apparently a crew cut is just that - a short haircut made popular by the boat crew teams of American colleges.They needed to keep it short as they would have no free hands when rowing to push wind-blown hair out of their eyes. As opposed to the football team members of said colleges who liked to wear theirs long and mop-like to protect them from injuries!
ReplyDeleteCan a thick head of hair really protect one from head injuries?
Maybe Algy knew what he was about when he refused to get his cut!!!
JJ has put it in my head about Algy's fingers running through his hair and now I can't get that image out of my mind.
ReplyDeleteThis is all your fault, JJ...
But what a LOVELY image! :-)
ReplyDeleteA lovely image, yes. But over time when you can't get it out of your head it can get a bit disturbing...
ReplyDelete