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Warning: Non canon type fan fiction works may contain severe time mix-ups and character deviations.
Captain Algy Lacey leaned back in his chair and surveyed Colonel Raymond with a faintly puzzled expression on his youthful features. "So what exactly is it that you're trying to say?" he demanded.
Beside Algy, Major James Bigglesworth, better known to most pilots in the RAF as simply "Biggles", helped himself to a cigarette from the open case lying on the Colonel's desk. "I should say it's fairly obvious," he observed drily. "They want you to play a tennis match."
"Exhibition match," corrected the fourth occupant of Colonel Raymond's office, a small man who had been introduced to Biggles and Algy as Major McBadden. "It's not a real match, so to speak."
"You're right," murmured Algy frankly. "It's not a real match in any sense of the word."
"You have to understand, Lacey," broke in the Colonel, "that things are naturally a little frosty between us and Germany at the moment, despite the fact that we've just signed the Armistice. It wouldn't do to win a victory on the tennis field when your audience happens to be several hundred German pilots."
"So what you want me to do," stated Algy, a hint of indignance creeping into his voice, "is fly over to this place-"
"Aerodrome Sixty-one."
"—Aerodrome Sixty-one, play a tennis match, and lose it?" finished Algy incredulously.
"Yes," said the Colonel. "That is precisely what we'd like you to do. Bigglesworth, of course, will be accompanying you as your doubles partner. He'll also be in a position to watch your back if the Germans try anything."
"I must confess I fail to see the significance of this tennis match," put in Biggles, casually tapping his cigarette against the edge of the ashtray on the Colonel's desk. "Besides which, we're pilots, not tennis players."
"We realize that," replied Major McBadden quickly. "But it is of some importance that any players we send to this match have to be able to fly themselves out of trouble if the need should arise. This match is supposed to be a gesture of goodwill, but there's no telling what could happen. You two have had some experience at this sort of work, I believe?"
"They have," confirmed the Colonel, before either of the two pilots could speak.
"Well, that's not the point!" said Algy. "I'm perfectly happy to play a game of tennis against anyone. The thing is, I'm not perfectly happy to know beforehand that I've got to lose the game."
"If you win this match," replied Major McBadden, pacing over to the window, "you'll be shipped back to England in a coffin. Possibly in separate pieces."
&&&
"Well," observed Algy dubiously. "Here
we are."
"Quite right," acknowledged Biggles, climbing out of the big car that had driven them to Aerodrome Sixty-one. "Many thanks, Tommy," he told the driver. "Cheerio, then. See you in a bit."
The driver nodded, waved, and drove off.
"Odd sort of place to be playing tennis," remarked Algy, glancing at the row of hangers a few feet away. A Fokker stood in front of one of the hangers, its left wing dragging somewhat forlornly on the ground. "Look at that! You think anyone would mind if I took a quick dekko at it—?"
"I wouldn't if I were you," said Biggles quietly.
Algy looked disappointed. He opened his mouth to speak, but at that moment a young, fair-haired German came hurrying up to meet them.
"Major Bigglesworth and Captain Lacey?" he inquired, in heavily accented English. "Velcome! I am...Van Grott. I vill be…" he trailed off, making a swinging motion with his arm.
"You'll be playing against us?" supplied Biggles, in German.
Van Grott's face cleared as he replied in the same language. "Yes, that is correct. The match is scheduled for four o’clock, so if you will follow me, we can have some lunch."
"Lead on," invited Biggles.
"Quite right," acknowledged Biggles, climbing out of the big car that had driven them to Aerodrome Sixty-one. "Many thanks, Tommy," he told the driver. "Cheerio, then. See you in a bit."
The driver nodded, waved, and drove off.
"Odd sort of place to be playing tennis," remarked Algy, glancing at the row of hangers a few feet away. A Fokker stood in front of one of the hangers, its left wing dragging somewhat forlornly on the ground. "Look at that! You think anyone would mind if I took a quick dekko at it—?"
"I wouldn't if I were you," said Biggles quietly.
Algy looked disappointed. He opened his mouth to speak, but at that moment a young, fair-haired German came hurrying up to meet them.
"Major Bigglesworth and Captain Lacey?" he inquired, in heavily accented English. "Velcome! I am...Van Grott. I vill be…" he trailed off, making a swinging motion with his arm.
"You'll be playing against us?" supplied Biggles, in German.
Van Grott's face cleared as he replied in the same language. "Yes, that is correct. The match is scheduled for four o’clock, so if you will follow me, we can have some lunch."
"Lead on," invited Biggles.
&&&
The two British pilots made an interesting contrast as
they stepped onto the court. Biggles, tall and slim, standing as straight as a
lance, with hands as small and delicate as a girl's gripping the handle of his
tennis racquet. Algy, though of similar height, was slightly more muscular, his
athletic legs showcased to great advantage by his white tennis shorts.
Algy eyed the opposite side of the net thoughtfully, shading his eyes against the rays of the afternoon sun. His face bore its usual expression of amused surprise as he turned to Biggles. "What do you think?"
Biggles scanned the rows of Germans seated around the court. "There certainly are a lot of them," was his only comment.
Algy swung his tennis racquet experimentally, gesturing toward the row of hangers beyond the rear end of the opposite court. "There's a Fokker just over there," he remarked.
"All right, old boy," said Biggles quietly, purposefully averting his eyes from the German plane. "I've seen it. If worst comes to worst, we’ll make for the plane and go home. If I drop out for any reason, don't wait for me, understand?"
"If you seriously think I would leave you behind in this—" began Algy indignantly.
“Never mind that now,” hissed Biggles. “Here they come.” On the opposite court, two white-clad figures were strolling unhurriedly toward them. Van Grott was one of them, and he waved cheerfully as he spotted Biggles and Algy. The other was an older man with grim unyielding features. He did not smile as he looked at the two British airmen. "Remember what Raymond said. Take it slowly."
Algy snorted softly. "I'm not going to lose this game just because it's the polite thing to do, whatever anyone says."
"Don't be a fool," snapped Biggles. "It's the two of us against the whole lot of them. D'you think you could stand a chance?"
"Chance or no chance—" Algy broke off as the two Germans paused at the edge of the net.
"Shall ve start?" inquired Van Grott, shouting over the net.
"We're ready if you are," offered Biggles.
They tossed for sides and Algy won. The umpire, a small German dressed in a striped shirt, handed Algy a tennis ball and then retired to the side of the court.
Algy tossed the ball into the air a few times to get the feel of it, then grinned briefly at Biggles as he readied himself to serve. "Ready?" he called to Van Grott, who was standing in a half-crouch on the other side of the net.
"Ja."
Algy threw the ball high and lobbed it into the opposite side of the net with a violent swing that was breath-taking to watch. Biggles had to force himself not to wince at the clean thawp the racquet made as it met the ball.
Van Grott flinched as the ball came toward him, then tried but failed to return the ball with a wild backhand stroke.
"Fiftin-loove," announced the umpire, in heavily accented English as the ball dribbled uselessly off the court.
Van Grott said something apologetic to his partner. Algy whistled cheerfully to himself as he again stepped into place for the serve.
"Go easy," muttered Biggles. "We're not trying to win here."
"It's not my fault the poor boob can't even return a simple serve," protested Algy, out of the side of his mouth, as he served the ball to Van Grott once more.
The German was prepared this time, and he returned the serve.
The ball sailed back and forth, with the Germans playing harder and longer shots, forcing Biggles and Algy to step further down their end of the court. Biggles could hear himself breathing heavily as he returned ball after ball. Sweat dripped down his face, but he had no time to wipe it away. "This is a fool's game," he panted to himself. He was standing near the end of his court, preparing to return the next ball, when the older German, whether by accident or by design, sent the ball skimming toward the net.
It cleared the net—barely.
Biggles saw the ball fall into their court, bouncing once on the ground before rising once more into the air. Biggles' lips parted in his famous fighting smile as he raced, racquet out, towards the ball, desperate to hit it before it reached the ground...
Algy eyed the opposite side of the net thoughtfully, shading his eyes against the rays of the afternoon sun. His face bore its usual expression of amused surprise as he turned to Biggles. "What do you think?"
Biggles scanned the rows of Germans seated around the court. "There certainly are a lot of them," was his only comment.
Algy swung his tennis racquet experimentally, gesturing toward the row of hangers beyond the rear end of the opposite court. "There's a Fokker just over there," he remarked.
"All right, old boy," said Biggles quietly, purposefully averting his eyes from the German plane. "I've seen it. If worst comes to worst, we’ll make for the plane and go home. If I drop out for any reason, don't wait for me, understand?"
"If you seriously think I would leave you behind in this—" began Algy indignantly.
“Never mind that now,” hissed Biggles. “Here they come.” On the opposite court, two white-clad figures were strolling unhurriedly toward them. Van Grott was one of them, and he waved cheerfully as he spotted Biggles and Algy. The other was an older man with grim unyielding features. He did not smile as he looked at the two British airmen. "Remember what Raymond said. Take it slowly."
Algy snorted softly. "I'm not going to lose this game just because it's the polite thing to do, whatever anyone says."
"Don't be a fool," snapped Biggles. "It's the two of us against the whole lot of them. D'you think you could stand a chance?"
"Chance or no chance—" Algy broke off as the two Germans paused at the edge of the net.
"Shall ve start?" inquired Van Grott, shouting over the net.
"We're ready if you are," offered Biggles.
They tossed for sides and Algy won. The umpire, a small German dressed in a striped shirt, handed Algy a tennis ball and then retired to the side of the court.
Algy tossed the ball into the air a few times to get the feel of it, then grinned briefly at Biggles as he readied himself to serve. "Ready?" he called to Van Grott, who was standing in a half-crouch on the other side of the net.
"Ja."
Algy threw the ball high and lobbed it into the opposite side of the net with a violent swing that was breath-taking to watch. Biggles had to force himself not to wince at the clean thawp the racquet made as it met the ball.
Van Grott flinched as the ball came toward him, then tried but failed to return the ball with a wild backhand stroke.
"Fiftin-loove," announced the umpire, in heavily accented English as the ball dribbled uselessly off the court.
Van Grott said something apologetic to his partner. Algy whistled cheerfully to himself as he again stepped into place for the serve.
"Go easy," muttered Biggles. "We're not trying to win here."
"It's not my fault the poor boob can't even return a simple serve," protested Algy, out of the side of his mouth, as he served the ball to Van Grott once more.
The German was prepared this time, and he returned the serve.
The ball sailed back and forth, with the Germans playing harder and longer shots, forcing Biggles and Algy to step further down their end of the court. Biggles could hear himself breathing heavily as he returned ball after ball. Sweat dripped down his face, but he had no time to wipe it away. "This is a fool's game," he panted to himself. He was standing near the end of his court, preparing to return the next ball, when the older German, whether by accident or by design, sent the ball skimming toward the net.
It cleared the net—barely.
Biggles saw the ball fall into their court, bouncing once on the ground before rising once more into the air. Biggles' lips parted in his famous fighting smile as he raced, racquet out, towards the ball, desperate to hit it before it reached the ground...
The side of his racquet met the ball squarely in the
middle. It was a clumsy hit, but it accomplished its purpose, sending the ball
floating across the net with hardly an inch to spare, finally falling to the
ground just under Van Grott’s nose. “Take that, you hound,” snarled Biggles, as
the young German swiped hopelessly at the ball. “Let’s see how you like it.”
“Thurty-loove.”
“Now who’s
trying not to win?” sneered Algy, as he picked up the ball.
“It
really is very difficult not to get caught up in it all,” confessed Biggles,
feeling his temper cooling as he remembered their purpose for being there. “Confound
it. I really must try to miss or something.”
He
reminded himself not to catch the ball as it came sailing back over to him from
the Germans’ side of the net. To keep up appearances, he made a half-hearted
rush toward the ball, but did not attempt to hit the ball as it fell to the
ground.
“Out!”
announced the umpire. “Furty-loove.”
“Confound
the luck!’ snapped Biggles. “Even when I’m trying
not to win, I win anyway. Make a bad serve or something, Algy. We’re going to
win at this rate if we don’t watch out.”
“I just did make a bad serve!”
“Well,
for goodness’ sakes make another one, and make it a really bad serve.”
“I don’t
do bad serves!”
The older
German caught Algy’s next serve and had no trouble returning fire. The ball
skimmed over the net, and Algy hurried to catch it.
“Algy!”
hissed Biggles. “Don’t—”
Algy’s
racquet met the ball at a perfect angle; it flew over the net and landed on the
line marking the edge of the court. Algy swore. “That was supposed to be out!”
“Well, it’s
too late now,” said Biggles, as the umpire announced their victory.
&&&
“Four
games to three!” exclaimed Algy in despair. “How did we even win that last one?”
“No idea,
laddie,” confessed Biggles ruefully, tapping his racquet against the hard
tennis court.
Their
older German opponent had skinned his knee and elbow on the ground in the
process of catching a particularly low ball, and a break had been called so
that the medics could see to the wounds.
“Don’t do
that,” said Algy, taking the racquet out of Biggles’ hands. “You’ll hurt it.”
“What’s
it matter, anyway?” asked Biggles, savagely. “I’ll smash it against the poles holding
up the net if it would help us to lose.”
“You can’t
do that!” replied Algy, horrified. “It’s
one of the best racquets from—”
“All
right, laddie, I’ll take your word for it,” interrupted Biggles hastily. “You
know these racquets are all the same to me. It’s not as if we’re talking about
Camels and SEs. It’s just a racquet, after all.”
“Just a racquet?” Algy looked aghast. “Biggles—”
“Shut up;
here comes Van Grott. I wonder what he wants.”
The young
German waved in greeting as he approached.
“How is
your partner?” Biggles asked him, in German.
“Good,”
replied Van Grott, in the same language. “He is good. But he needs a few more
minutes. He is just getting some water.”
“Okay,”
said Biggles cheerfully. “We’ll wait for him, then.”
Van Grott
wandered off and Biggles turned back to Algy to continue their conversation,
but he found his partner staring with horror at something on the side of the
court.
“What’s
the matter?” asked Biggles sharply.
“Look,”
hissed Algy, clutching Biggles’ arm. “No, don’t be so obvious. Look, over
there, where Van Grott’s racquet holder is. See that bulge? Does it look like a
gun to you?”
“A gun!” cried
Biggles, turning to see for himself. Algy was right. There was a conspicuous
bulge in the holder that looked very much like the outline of a gun. “Perhaps it’s
a Very pistol,” he suggested.
“What if
it isn’t?” demanded Algy, in an agitated whisper.
Biggles
considered. “Well, even if it isn’t, laddie, there isn’t much we can do about
it. Have you got a gun?”
“No. You?”
“I
thought about it when we were packing,” said Biggles. “But I was afraid that we
might be searched when we arrived. Confound it; we really must lose this next game somehow. How ironic it would be to survive
the war and die in a friendly tennis match.”
“Never mind
the irony,” said Algy impatiently. “What are we going to do?”
“Do?”
said Biggles. “We’re going to lose the match, that’s what we’re going to do.”
&&&
They
played the game to deuce, Algy accidentally catching some shots that he shouldn’t
have, even in the normal course of things, been able to catch. Biggles then
purposely missed two easy shots, allowing the Germans to win the game on aces.
“You
know,” remarked Algy, as they stood on the side of the court waiting for the
next game to begin, “for a friendly exhibition match, it isn’t very friendly.
There are some chaps in the third row over there looking distinctly murderous.”
“Keep
your head, laddie,” replied Biggles. “Consider yourself lucky that looking
murderous is all they’re doing.”
“Here
they come,” said Algy, moving forward to prepare for his serve.
“Contact,”
murmured Biggles, the faintest of smiles gracing his lips as he moved forward
next to his partner.
&&&
Van Grott
caught Algy’s first serve, but knocked the ball into the net, making the score
fifteen-love within a matter of seconds.
Algy gave
Biggles an expression of anguish. “What’s the matter with them?” he hissed. “They’re
playing like ten year olds!”
“Bad day,
I suppose,” Biggles muttered back.
Algy’s
next serve soared over the heads of the two Germans and landed just outside the
line.
“Good
shot,” said Biggles approvingly. “Fifteen all.”
“Thirtee-loove,”
declared the umpire.
“Thir—but
that was out!” protested Algy. “Out!”
“I see it
vas in,” remarked their older German opponent impassively.
“No, no,
no!” cried Algy, waving his arms above his head as if he were being attacked by
wild birds. “It was out! It landed here!” He used the tip of his racquet to tap
a spot just outside the lines of his side of the court for emphasis. “OUT!”
“No,”
argued the German player. “It hit here, no?” He stepped on the line, tapping
his foot once or twice to make his point. “It vas in.”
“No,” said Algy in despair. “It was out!”
“Thirtee-loove,”
repeated the umpire firmly. “Back to game, please.”
“But—”
Biggles dragged
the still-protesting Algy away from the umpire. “All right; let it go,” he said
softly. “I don’t know what game they’re playing here, but I have a feeling that
we’re getting sucked into it.”
“Are they
mad?” whispered back Algy. “Whoever heard of an umpire who’s biased against his
own team?”
“Never
mind that now. It’s your turn to serve again. Do buck up and make some real
mistakes.”
“I didn’t
fly the whole way here to have the Huns lie down and lose,” growled Algy. “You
ask me, they’re forcing us to play badly so they can look good when they win.”
“Well,
you can’t have it both ways,” said Biggles. “Either they’re playing like amateurs
because they really are that bad, or they’re doing it on purpose. What’s it
matter, anyway? We’ve got to lose in any case.”
“That’s
starting to look jolly impossible,” muttered Algy, serving the ball.
Biggles
saw the ball curve toward the net in what was clearly a bad serve, and he
assumed that it would hit the net. Evidently the Germans thought so too, for
neither Van Grott nor his partner moved to catch the ball.
Unfortunately,
the ball just managed the clear the net. It dribbled languidly over the top of
the net with barely a half-inch to spare, dropping to the ground right in front
of Van Grott’s shoe.
“Foorty-loove.”
Algy
threw up his hands. “I give up,” he declared.
Biggles
grinned. “We should have brought The Professor with us,” he said, “to calculate
the odds of that ball going over.”
“And
which angles and triangles to hit at,” agreed Algy, grinning at the thought. “Bother
these Huns. Can’t shoot, can’t fly, and now we know they can’t play tennis
either.”
“Keep
your voice down.”
Algy
served again and this time, thankfully, Van Grott caught the ball and lobbed it
back, only the shot was too far to the right, and the ball flew out of the
court before the two airmen could even attempt to make a bad catch.
Algy
dropped his racquet and buried his head in his hands. “We just won another game,” he grated. “Dash it, it
was a complete walkover!”
Biggles
grimaced. “I know.”
&&&
Van Grott
served. The ball soared drunkenly into the top of the net, bounced once, and then
flew into the German’s side of the court.
“Dash it
all, can’t he play a decent game of tennis for once?” muttered Algy, as Biggles
stepped forward to stop the ball from rolling into the stands.
Van Grott
served again.
Algy
stepped casually forward and made as if to catch the ball, but as he swung his
racquet, a sharp whanging sound rang
out, and something cold and hard brushed by his cheek.
&&&
Algy
missed the ball.
He missed
the ball because he was too busy staring down at the blood that was trickling
down from his cheek to his open palm.
“What the—?”
he began, turning to ascertain the source of the assault.
Twenty or
so Germans were pushing their way down from the stands, with much shouting,
gesticulating, and waving of guns. Algy stared dumbly at them for a moment, and
then he was aware of Biggles dragging him back by the arm.
“Come on,”
said Biggles grimly, as Algy found his legs and started running to keep pace. “We’ve
got to get to that plane.”
Another
shot rang out, slamming forcefully into the one of the poles that held up the
net.
“Keep
your head down,” snapped Biggles.
The two
of them vaulted over the net at the same time, keeping as low as they could.
Biggles changed direction rapidly as he ran, zigzagging to spoil the gunmen’s
aim.
Van
Grott, looking puzzled, was standing on his side of the court, racquet down,
staring at all the chaos. “Vhat is happening?” he began, as Biggles dodged past
him.
The other
German, their older tennis opponent, was nowhere in sight. Biggles chanced a
wild look around, and found the man kneeling down by the sidelines, fumbling
for something among the discarded equipment.
His hand
came up sharply, and Biggles saw, with horror, that the man was holding a
pistol, and he was aiming it straight at Algy.
Algy may
or may not have seen the German’s gun. In any case, he could not have done much
to avoid running into the line of fire, short of turning around and making a target
of himself for the Germans that were chasing after them.
Biggles
was too far away to really feel the impact of the bullet as it struck, but the
shock of seeing Algy’s blood spurt into the air like a fountain was something
that would keep him awake for weeks afterward.
&&&
Algy pitched
forward onto the ground.
Biggles,
his heart in his mouth, raced towards his fallen friend, reaching into his
pocket for a gun that wasn’t there. “Confound it,” he grated to himself. In that
moment, he would have given anything for a Camel and a pair of Vickers guns.
The older
German tennis player moved toward Biggles, his gun ready to fire, but Biggles
flung his tennis racquet at the man, and the German tripped, the gun flying
forward to land at Biggles’ feet.
Biggles’
knuckles were white as his fingers closed over the pistol. He crouched, turning
to face the dozen or so Germans that were rushing towards him. A cold wave of
irrational fury swept over him, and his lips parted in a mirthless smile as he
aimed at the German in the lead.
The
pistol spat, and the German fell to the ground, shouting hoarsely in German as
he collapsed.
“Come on,”
said a familiar voice by his elbow, and he looked down to see Algy sitting up
next to him.
Algy’s
shirt was stained with blood, and his face was pale, even though he was still
managing to smile.
“Are you
all right?” asked Biggles crisply, keeping his eyes on the approaching Germans.
“Yes; it’s
only my shoulder.”
“Then let’s
get out of this.”
&&&
Sometime
during the match the Fokker they had seen earlier had been moved. It was no
longer there. Biggles felt a surge of despair in the pit of his stomach, and
then Algy was running into one of the hangers, a hand clutched to his bleeding
shoulder as he unceremoniously dragged the chocks out from another plane.
Close at
hand, a shot whanged, missing Biggles’
ear with mere inches to spare.
A pilot,
or perhaps it was a mechanic, was shouting at Algy, trying to pull him away
from the machine. Without hesitation, Algy rammed the man in the chest, using
his good shoulder to apply the blow. The German staggered back a few paces,
then sat heavily down on the ground, looking faintly surprised.
Biggles
snapped out a shot at the oncoming Germans, then rushed to the plane. “In you
go,” he ordered, in a tone that did not invite argument. “Start her up; I’ll
give you a hand.” A German neared the plane and attempted to swing himself
inside, but with a snarl, Biggles caught the man’s collar and dragged him
aside.
He was
tense now, trying to keep track of five directions at once, firing a quick shot
which he hoped would keep their pursuers at bay. It only took one shot to hit
him, Algy, or a vital part of the plane, and their chance of escape would be
gone. Biggles sagged in relief as the engine coughed and spluttered into life.
He dove recklessly into the observer’s seat as Algy began taxying the plane
forward at a breakneck pace.
Neither
Biggles or Algy ever forgot that take-off. A wall was in front of them, just a
short distance away, but there was no room to turn, and Biggles flinched
instinctively as it loomed up, so sure was he that they were going to hit it.
They made
it—almost. Biggles winced as the plane shuddered with the force of an impact,
and he knew that part of their undercarriage must have hit the wall. For a
minute he did not even dare to breathe, thinking that they were going to crash.
But somehow the plane held on, its engine whining in protest over the scream of
the wind in their ears.
“Watch
out!” shouted Biggles, as small dots, fast closing in, appeared behind them.
The German pilots had taken up the chase more rapidly than he had expected.
Algy,
wincing, snatched a glance back at the planes on his tail and nodded once to
Biggles. “Have you got a gun?” he bellowed, over the wind.
Biggles
searched his surroundings, hoping to find a weapon, but there was nothing, not
even a Very pistol. “No.”
Algy
nodded again and concentrated on flying.
Something
slammed into the left side of the aircraft with violent force and the plane
rocked unsteadily, threatening to go into a spin. Algy, his face grim, wrestled
with the controls as best as he could.
Without
warning, the windshield flew to pieces, and Algy cried out in shock as he was
splattered by bits of shattered glass. He was flying low now, weaving from side
to side, ruining the gunners’ aim. The German planes dared not follow him too
closely for fear of running themselves into the ground.
Algy
hedgehopped over what a week ago had been no man’s land, and he seemed to relax
slightly as he passed the line and caught sight of Mossyface Wood.
But the
Germans were still on their tail.
“Dash
this for a fool’s game,” growled Algy, abruptly sending the plane into a wild
zoom that left them facing the German planes.
“What are
you doing?” yelled Biggles.
Algy did
not reply. His lips were set in a grim line as he eyed the approaching planes. “Here
they come,” he murmured.
The lead
plane was heading straight for them, but Algy refused to turn as he guided his
own plane forward to meet it. Biggles braced himself for the impact of the
inevitable collusion, but it never came.
They were
only inches away from each other when Algy gathered a fistful of the broken
glass scattered around him and threw it right into the other plane’s
windshield.
It was
not an impressive attack. In fact, it was doubtful whether any of the glass
would have actually hit the other plane. But the other pilot did not wait
around to find out. He swung his plane sideways, crashing headlong into one of the
other planes. In seconds, the entire formation dissolved into chaos as the
pilots fought for control.
Algy
swung the plane round, leaving the tangle of Huns to sort themselves out.
&&&
They
landed at 287 Squadron.
Or, at
least, they attempted to.
Algy
forgot about the broken undercarriage when he came in to land, and even if he
had remembered it, there was little he could have done to stop the mad skid
into the CO’s office, which eventually ended when they rammed against the
wooden door.
Wilks was
the first on the scene. “What happened to you?” he inquired humorously, as
Biggles climbed stiffly down from his seat. “Taken up ballet or something,
Biggles?”
“Ballet,
my foot,” growled Biggles. “Special mission for Raymond. Is your MO still here?
Algy’s been shot.”
But the Medical
Officer was already there, along with two other pilots who were carefully
helping Algy out of the plane.
“The CO
isn’t going to be pleased you wrecked his office,” observed Wilks, as a handful
of NCOs arrived to clear away the damage. “Good thing he’s away today; you
might have killed him. Got time for a drink? The mess is still open, you can
tell me all about it.”
“You
know,” shouted Algy to Biggles, as he was being carted away on a stretcher. “We
could have won that match.”
“Do you
want me to take you back there so you can see if you can?” asked Biggles
sarcastically.
“No.”
“I
thought not,” grinned Biggles.
THE END
Ah… a long time since I read this - very nice to see it again :)
ReplyDelete"Algy... his athletic legs showcased to great advantage by his white tennis shorts" How AA will LOVE that bit.
Myself, I'll go for "tall and slim… with hands as small and delicate as a girl's"
"Algy forgot about the broken undercarriage when he came in to land" Can't blame him, can you.
Jolly good story Soppy
Good to read this again.Love the tennis bit where they're arguing that a ball was in and then trying to miss but getting unlikely shots.
ReplyDeleteYou're right SA - a certain un-named person did absolutely love that bit... wonder why... :)
ReplyDeleteWell, Soppy, I've never read this before and it's wonderfully refreshing - fun and short, and still suspenseful... though you do always find a way to hurt my poor boy -_- (*cough* Sorry, 'our')
P.S. I just can't imagine Biggles in tennis shorts... can you?
ReplyDeleteI love this bit: 'His face bore its usual expression of amused surprise...' :)
^^^ Algy, that is - the quote ^^^
ReplyDeleteWonderful *sigh* :) :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteAA-MY poor boy, thank you very much *sulks*
ReplyDeleteReading it back, it is quite funny, and distinctly not canon. I do like it though, although I'm not entirely sure whether or not I'm allowed to like it, seeing as how I wrote it...
Of course you can like it :)
ReplyDeleteLovely to see this again. Biggles and Algy at their best.
ReplyDeleteYes, the poor boys!
ReplyDeleteJust reading this for the first time. Aha! Now I see where the remarks on tennis shorts in the forum come from. Also, now that I am slowly reading my way through your stories properly (rather than haphazardly), I am discovering ALL THE STORIES in which you are having Algy get shot, or whanged on the boko, which I previously thought you did only to Biggles!!
ReplyDeleteYes, this was a story that was suggested to me by members of the forum who discovered (from Takes Charge I think it was) that Algy used to play tennis.
DeleteI didn't "have" Algy shot. It just...sort of...happens...
Loved this story, had a good time laughing at how Biggles' fighting blood gets up even when he's not supposed to be competitive - "Even when I’m trying not to win, I win anyway."
ReplyDelete... "Confound it; we really must lose this next game somehow. How ironic it would be to survive the war and die in a friendly tennis match.”
HAHAHA! Oh, Biggles.
(Joanna)
Ah, well, that's Biggles for you. Always trying to be perfect even when he mustn't!
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