Disclaimer: I do not own, or claim to own,
any of the Biggles series characters used in this work. This fan fiction was
written for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered part of
the official storyline.
The freckled,
boyish face of the Honorable Algy Lacey bore an expression of excitement as its
owner made his way to the mess of 266 Squadron. He flung open the door and
asked, “Anyone know what day this is?”
Biggles,
playing cards with Mac and Mahoney, did not even bother to look up. “It’s not
your birthday again, is it?”
“No,”
replied Algy promptly. “It’s Bonfire Night.”
Biggles
frowned for a minute, thinking, and then nodded. “So it is. What about it? Do
you particularly want us to dress you in old clothes and set you on fire?”
Algy held
up the small bag that he was holding. “I thought we could set off some
fireworks,” he said enthusiastically. “I’ve just been into Amiens to get some.”
“Fireworks?”
cried Biggles, finally looking up from the game he was playing. “You must be
out of your mind!”
“They’ll
look lovely in the evening sky,” protested Algy.
“Lovely
nothing!” sneered Biggles. “You’ll end up setting the hangers on fire, and
we’ll be the laughing stock for miles around. The only fireworks that will be
going off tonight will be the ones made by my bombs landing on some Hun
aerodrome.”
“But—”
began Algy.
“No buts.
Put the things away, and don’t let me see them again.”
&&&
Biggles,
in the act of donning his flying cap and goggles in preparation for his night flight,
paused in his movements to observe Algy, who was seated on a chock in a crestfallen
attitude of dejection. “Cheer up, laddie,” he said. “You’ll be seeing plenty of
fireworks soon.”
“I like fireworks,” was Algy’s rather childish
reply.
“Yes, all
right; do you know the plan for tonight?”
“Yes. Go
up to twenty thousand feet, cut the engine, glide down, lay my eggs, and get
out as quickly as possible.”
“That’s
right,” said Biggles. “Try to aim for the hangers, though if you happen to hit
the squadron office you won’t hear me complaining.”
“Fine,”
replied Algy, trying but failing to cover up the sulkiness in his tone as he
stood up and went over to his Camel.
&&&
With eight Cooper bombs under their wings, they took
off together and headed for the Line. A searchlight accosted them, but Biggles
was ready with the color of the night, and the beam quickly faded away behind
them as they steadily climbed for height.
Biggles rose to twenty thousand feet, then, following his own advice, cut his engine and began the long glide down towards his destination. Without looking, he knew that Algy had done the same and was holding position at his left wingtip, as planned.
He saw a large bulk just ahead of him, which he soon made out to be a row of buildings, though whether they were hangers or dormitories he had no way of knowing.
“So there you are,” he murmured to himself, smiling faintly, for he had been afraid that he would miss the aerodrome in the dark. “Well, here goes.”
He had just barely touched the bomb toggle when a movement on the ground caught his eye. Frowning, he leaned over the side of his cockpit for a closer look.
What he saw took his breath away, and for a second he was frozen with speechless horror, for the ground below was teaming with soldiers and weaponry--all of them aimed at him and Algy.
A searchlight stabbed at the sky, and he saw Algy's Camel writhing in the beam as the pilot struggled to dodge the bullets that were being fired up at it from all directions.
Biggles rose to twenty thousand feet, then, following his own advice, cut his engine and began the long glide down towards his destination. Without looking, he knew that Algy had done the same and was holding position at his left wingtip, as planned.
He saw a large bulk just ahead of him, which he soon made out to be a row of buildings, though whether they were hangers or dormitories he had no way of knowing.
“So there you are,” he murmured to himself, smiling faintly, for he had been afraid that he would miss the aerodrome in the dark. “Well, here goes.”
He had just barely touched the bomb toggle when a movement on the ground caught his eye. Frowning, he leaned over the side of his cockpit for a closer look.
What he saw took his breath away, and for a second he was frozen with speechless horror, for the ground below was teaming with soldiers and weaponry--all of them aimed at him and Algy.
A searchlight stabbed at the sky, and he saw Algy's Camel writhing in the beam as the pilot struggled to dodge the bullets that were being fired up at it from all directions.
&&&
Biggles restarted his engines. There was no point in
keeping quiet now that the enemy knew he was there.
A plane was just in the act of taking off from the row
of buildings Biggles had spotted earlier. He had no doubt that others would
soon be joining it, and he anxiously searched for Algy, hoping that they would
be able to make their way home before serious injury occurred to either of
them.
The searchlight made it easy for him to find Algy’s
Camel, twisting and turning in the beam as it jerkily floated over toward the
hangers.
Biggles waved frantically at his partner, wondering if
Algy had even seen the Hun plane that was now swinging its way towards the two
British planes. “He can’t seriously be thinking of laying his eggs in this,” he muttered to himself. “It’s
suicide!”
But apparently that was precisely what was on Algy’s
mind, for he banked steeply as he passed the row of hangers, and Biggles could
see the first bomb as it went whizzing through the air to land just by the
first hanger.
The world exploded in a dizzying array of light, and
Biggles had to turn away for fear of being blinded by the glare.
A double stream of tracer thudded into his plane from
the right side, and he turned to see a Fokker diving down on him. Without
thinking, Biggles kicked the stick over, wincing as the Camel reared like a
startled horse.
His lips set in his famous fighting smile as he spun
the plane round to face his attacker. The Fokker had taken up position near his
tail and was hot in pursuit, but with a graceful Immelmann turn the attacker
became the attacked and Biggles’ teeth set in a mirthless grin as he took the
hapless Fokker in his sights and fired relentlessly.
The fight was over before it had even begun. The
Fokker teetered mid-air for the fraction of a second, then fell on its wing and
started a helpless spin earthwards. Biggles watched on in horrified fascination
as the plane reached the ground and collapsed in on itself like a house of
cards.
Feeling slightly sick, Biggles turned away to look for
Algy.
The smoke from the first bomb had cleared, and he
could see that at least one of the hangers had caught fire. Whether this was
the work of additional bombs, or a side result of the original one, he neither
knew nor cared.
The searchlight was still following Algy, and it was a
wonder that none of the gunners on the ground had hit him yet. Biggles knew
that it could only be a matter of time before a lucky shot brought Algy, or
himself, down.
A row of bullet holes appeared like magic along his
left wing, and he grimaced. He waved to Algy, indicating that they should go
home while the going was good, but Algy shook his head, holding up four fingers
in reply, to show that he still had four bombs to drop.
“Fine!” snapped Biggles, turning his Camel around to set
a course for home. “You can stay if you want, I’m going home.”
He had not flown for more than a second on his new
course, when he was cut off by two Fokkers coming from the opposite direction. Biggles
swerved, only to be met with a hail of gunfire from the guns on the ground.
The Huns had got him where they wanted him, and they
weren’t about to let him leave without a fight.
&&&
Biggles’ lips set in a cold hard line, and his eyes
narrowed as he took the nearest Fokker in his sights and pressed his thumb over
the firing button. His guns chattered a challenge as the double stream of
tracer bore into the enemy plane.
He turned, and was just coming back when something
caught his eye. “What the dickens—?” he muttered. A round green object was
rolling its way comically across the dark sky, and, as Biggles watched, it
abruptly exploded into a dazzling display of light.
Biggles’ first thought was that it was a signal fired
from a Very light, but as yet more colourful balls rolled their way over the
sky, he suddenly realized what it was. “By gosh!” he exclaimed. “It’s Algy’s
fireworks!”
&&&
Algy, hunched down in his Camel, was having the time
of his life. He had only meant to set the fireworks off over the British side
of the lines after the mission had been concluded, and he never dreamt that his
acquisitions were proving to be so useful in combat.
The first firework did not deter the Huns too much;
they probably assumed that it a signal of some sort, fired perhaps from a Very
pistol or some such device, but when the Catherine Wheel barrelled out, there
was no ignoring it.
The Huns scattered in horror as the firework buzzed
towards them, and Algy threw back his head and laughed. He couldn’t help it; it
was simply all too wizard to be true. He reached out and set the Roman candle
free, watching as it drifted lazily down. The Huns below forgot all about their
guns as they dashed for cover, and Algy had a perfect opportunity to lay the
rest of his eggs.
He felt his plane lighten as he released the last
bomb, and as he turned to look for Biggles, he noticed that the fireworks had
set the dormitory roof on fire.
All in all, it wasn’t bad going for a night raid.
Hovering at two thousand feet, Algy Immelmanned and
reached down for the last item in the bag. A couple of quick passes with the
sparkler, and the words “Happy Guy Fawkes Night” were written in foot high
letters that hung in the sky over the ruined aerodrome.
Algy smiled.
&&&
“What,” demanded Biggles, “was that back there?”
Algy raised his eyebrows innocently. “What was what?”
“You know
what! Those fireworks!”
“They came in very useful, didn’t they?” murmured Algy
cheerfully. “Scared the Huns right off!”
“Are you insane? Lighting fireworks in your Camel? You
could have killed yourself. You could have killed me!”
“But I didn’t, did I?” protested Algy. “Look, I’ve got
some more here if you want to—”
Biggles made a noise of frustration and threw up his
hands. He walked off in the direction of the squadron office to write out his
report.
“No?” said Algy, glancing disappointedly after
Biggles. “Oh, well. Just me then.” He lit the first Roman candle, and watched
it soar skywards.
THE END
Loved it, Soppy, the whole thing. Algy's childish enthusiasm for fireworks (do we ever lose it? well, no one except Biggles).
ReplyDeleteBiggles 'famous, fighting smile'.The “Happy Guy Fawkes Night”, great. What a misery Biggles was that night.
I loved it when you first posted it on the forum and I still do. Nothing so much fun as the Algy Chronicles :-)
ReplyDeleteBiggles can be an old stick in the mud sometimes :)
ReplyDeleteYes - when he's being Sensible WWI Biggles rather than Crazy WWI Biggles. Though actually he was more often the latter.
ReplyDeleteIt is interesting in the WWI stories that, apart from his first flights with Biggles and his early flower bombing days, ALgy generally comes over as the more sensible of the two!
I think it is in the turkey story that Algy wished he knew where Biggles had gone so that he could go and keep an eye on him. If not that one, then several others of similar ilk.
WEJ must have neglected to record all the crazy Algy stories of WWI. Thankfully, I've got Algy here to tell me all the things that Johns forgot to write :)
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