Disclaimer: I do not own, or claim to own, any of the Biggles series characters used in this work. This fan fiction was written for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered part of the official storyline.
Warning: Non canon type fan fiction works may contain severe time mix-ups and character deviations.
Biggles
crept away to a quiet corner just outside the clubhouse to have a smoke.
Despite his wife’s transformation into a pilot and spy, she was still highly
disapproving of Biggles’ smoking and drinking habits.
“Mr.
Bigglesworth!” called an eager voice. “How did you feel—”
Biggles
gritted his teeth. The reporters had been following him and Jane about all day,
asking impossible questions and insisting on taking his picture in various
equally impossible poses.
He
spun around. “I think,” he said, in as even a tone as he could manage, “I’ve
answered enough questions for today. My goodness! The whole affair only took
five minutes from start to finish, which is nothing compared to what you lot
have been taking.”
“But,
sir—”
Biggles
stopped groping for his matches and took his unlit cigarette from his lips. “I
trust I’ve made my intentions regarding any questions you’d care to ask quite
clear,” he grated. “Kindly turn around and allow me to go about my business.”
“Sir—”
“James,
darling? Are you there?” called a familiar voice.
Biggles
hastily stuffed his cigarette into his pocket. “Over here, Jane. There’s a
reporter harassing me.”
“Sir—”
“A
reporter, did you say, darling?” Jane appeared from around the corner, her
heels clacking on the ground as she went.
“Mrs.
Bigglesworth!” said the reporter eagerly. “If I could just have a few words—”
“Go
right ahead and ask me anything you want, dear.”
The
reporter looked like a child who had just stumbled into a sweet shop by
accident. “How did you feel when you saw your husband run down the thief in his
Otter?”
“It’s
a Camel, dear. And to answer the question, I did feel quite…”
Biggles
slipped away quietly. He took refuge just outside one of the hangers and took
out his unsmoken cigarette. “Where’re those matches?” he muttered to himself,
putting the cigarette between his lips as he patted his pockets.
“Sir,
sir!” came another voice from behind him. “Paul Jones, from Newswatch. If I
could just ask you—”
Biggles
groaned.
&&&
Algy
woke up slowly.
That,
in itself, surprised him. He had not expected to wake up at all. In fact, he
would have not been surprised to find himself playing a harp and sitting on a
puffy cloud.
“Oh,
well,” he murmured. “They say only the good die young. I can only suppose I’ve
haven’t made the grade.”
He
sat up, feeling himself gingerly all over for signs of damage, and then, satisfied
that he was more or less all right, began to take stock of his surroundings.
He
was in a small room sparsely furnished with only a bed and a small table, on
which was placed a glass of water and some bread. These last Algy eyed
dubiously for a second before rapidly consuming. He had not realized until that
moment just how hungry he was, and it did not take long for him to figure out
that whatever was going to happen next, he would be better equipped with a full
stomach.
There
was no window in the room, so he could not tell what time it was, or even guess
how much time had passed since he had followed the scientist into his
laboratory.
“I
wonder where I am?” he wondered aloud. “Am I still on the island, or am I
somewhere else?” So surreal was the situation that it did briefly cross his
mind that he was dreaming.
He
crossed to the door in two quick strides and banged upon it. “Hello?” he
called. “Is anyone there?”
There
was no answer.
Algy
tried again, with no noticeable difference in the results produced.
In
desperation, he tried the doorknob, and, to his utter astonishment, it turned
easily in his hand and the door swung open.
Casually,
after a quick glance both up and down the corridor outside the room, he stepped
out, and, closing the door gently behind him, began to make his way to the far
end of the corridor.
He
turned a corner and saw a flight of stairs leading downwards. Without
hesitation, he followed these to the floor below and was just glancing around
to ascertain his next move when he saw someone coming towards him.
There
was no time to hide, even had he wanted to. In any case, one glimpse at the man’s
face was enough to freeze him in his tracks, mouth agape with terrified
astonishment.
He
had seen the man before; Raymond had shown him a photograph. It was the general’s
first secretary, the man whose ghost was rumored to walk the grounds before
each death.
&&&
Ginger
and Bertie staggered into the flat carrying an armful of papers each. It took a
few minutes for them to settle themselves and ring for some tea and breakfast,
and a few more minutes to explain their prolonged absence to the distressed
housekeeper.
They
read the accounts with varying degrees of interest and alarm. The general idea
seemed to be that Biggles and Jane had rescued an old woman from having her
purse stolen, but the details were appalling in their diversity. One paper said
that Biggles had run down the crook with a motor car; another, that he had been
flying a Seal, a thing that Bertie found highly unlikely as the theft had not
taken place in the sea. Other personal details were equally specific. One paper
claimed that Biggles was seventy-five; another, that he and Jane had been
married for fifty years; still another referred to Biggles as “Colonel Bigglesworth”.
“What
a load of nonsense!” declared Ginger indignantly, waving his half-full cup
around in rage, only to wince as the pain in his head intensified.
“Bally
steep, what?” agreed Bertie.
“I
think I’ll pop along and get some sleep,” said Ginger, who was turning
extremely green by now.
Bertie
took a look at him and quickly agreed. “Absolutely, old top. I’d take a bucket
with you, to be on the safe side, if you see what I mean?”
Ginger
said nothing as he made for his bedroom.
Bertie
shook his head as he reached for another paper. “Young chaps nowadays,” he
murmured to himself sadly. “Can’t hold their drink at all, no, by Jove!”
I rather like the bit where Biggles is harassed by the press, and where Algy wakes up and decides he hasn't been good enough for a harp and cloud, and where Ginger and Bertie read the rubbish in the papers.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think that means I rather like most of it... Maybe I'm suffering from something...
SA said: Actually, I think that means I rather like most of it... Maybe I'm suffering from something...
ReplyDeleteHave to admit, when I read that you had thought of an ending, I found myself thinking that I am actually getting to like these stories! Maybe we both have 'flu?
This whole episode is sheer entertainment,Soppy. I loved every bit of it. (Not sure I'll be able to say the same about the promised/threatened ending though.... hope you haven't dreamt up anything too bad for Algy and the boys...)
ReplyDeleteI think you've all got flu and should go to bed at once and not give it to other (sane) people.
ReplyDeleteActually, I rather like the bit where Algy decides, somewhat regretfully, that hasn't passed the test for a harp and cloud. Just the sort of thing he would say!
The current ending I'm planning for this little tale was one of the slightly more logical ones...you know when you've been sleeping a lot and taking meds and having weird dreams, how real life and dream life seem to sort of blend together? I swear there was one ending I dreamt up where Ginger was chasing the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, Algy was at the front door, Bertie was an ice cream man, and Biggles was stranded on a desert island.
Lovely brain I've got, haven't I?
I should have known better than to drink tea while I'm reading anything of yours, Soppy (rapidly cleaning laptop screen).
ReplyDeleteI hate to see what I'm like when I'm really crazy. I suspect I'm already halfway there as it is. :P
ReplyDeleteMemo to self. Do not drink or eat while reading Soppy's blog.
ReplyDeleteAlgy was at the front door!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat did he want?
Did you let him in?
Maybe he was calling round to complain about all those sticky situations you keep dropping him in, Soppy : - )
What sticky situations? It's not sticky as long as you can get out of it, and so far, he's been getting out of them.
ReplyDeleteI did say, "so far".