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Warning: Non canon type fan fiction works may contain severe time mix-ups and character deviations.
Algy
finally landed at his destination, and was grateful to see the general waiting
for him as he taxied to a halt on the runway. He jumped out and saluted
smartly. “Good afternoon, sir.”
The
general eyed him. “Good afternoon, Mr. Lacey,” he said slowly. There was
something very much like sorrow in the way he held out his hand for Algy to
shake. “It’s good to see you.”
“Likewise,
sir.”
“I’ll
have some men get the crates out. Come and have a drink?”
“If
you don’t mind, sir, I would rather supervise the unloading of the machine
personally.” According to Raymond, two men had died as a result of sabotage to
their planes. Algy had no desire to become the third.
“As
you wish.” The general looked at Algy as if he would like to say something
more, but whatever it was, he didn’t say it.
Algy
waited for the crates to be unloaded before moving the plane into the hanger
provided for the purpose. The general handed him the only key to the hanger,
and he pocketed with no little satisfaction. For the time being at least, the
plane seemed to be as safe as he could make it.
“Come
along and meet the others,” suggested the general. “It’s getting on for
teatime, so they should all be in the main hall. We usually have our meals
together; it makes it easier for the kitchen staff to clean up after us.”
“I
see, sir. Would you mind if I just rang my headquarters in London first?”
“No,
of course not. There’s a telephone in my office. This way.” Algy followed the
general into the main building and up the stairs to his rather tiny office,
which was sparsely furnished with only a desk and two chairs. “There’s the ‘phone.
Come downstairs when you’re done. Turn left at the foot of the stairs.”
“Thank
you, sir.” Algy briskly dialed his own number and drummed his fingers
impatiently on the table while he waited for someone to answer. He frowned as
time dragged on and no one came to the phone. “Where are they? They can’t have
both gone out.” He tried again, but the result was the same. In some
frustration, he hung up and made his way down the stairs and into the main
hall.
There
were several people seated at the table, with the general at the head. He rose
as Algy came in. “Everyone, this is Mr. Lacey, who has been kind enough to
deliver our supplies.” He went quickly around the table, introducing everyone.
There was only one woman scientist, whose name was Bartlett. The man next to
her was an American by the name of Wilson. Next to Wilson was Gorski, a Polish
scientist.
At
the end of the table directly opposite the general was a haughty American
called Rogers who refused to even touch Algy’s outstretched hand.
“We
have two more scientists, Farstein and Maplely. I expect they are tied up with experiments
at the moment.”
Tea
was a quiet affair, with no small talk. The only time anyone spoke was to ask
for something to be passed to them. Most of the scientists seemed to be in deep
thought. The general, staring down at his plate as if it were his worst enemy,
ate with a fierceness that made it impossible for Algy to ask him any
questions.
After
tea, Wilson, who was sitting next to Algy, asked if he would like a quick tour
of the laboratories. To this Algy readily agreed, thinking that it would be a
good idea to know his way around as quickly as possible.
The
laboratories were housed in another building some distance away from the main
one. There were thick walls partitioning off each room. “In case something goes
boom,” joked the American, with a laugh. “And to muffle the screaming, of
course.”
“Of
course,” murmured Algy.
“This
is Bartlett’s lab,” said Wilson, throwing open a door. “She does something very
complicated with physics that I’ve never been able to understand—I work in
chemistry myself.”
Further
on down the corridor was another laboratory. “This is Farstein’s. He’s pretty
bad-tempered so I’d keep out of his way if I were you.”
On
the second floor were two more laboratories belonging to Rogers, the haughty
American, and Gorski, the Polishman.
“Where
do you work?” asked Algy.
“Me
and Maplely are in the basement. Want to see?”
Algy
duly followed the American down the stairs in the dark and somewhat stuffy
basement. “Sorry it smells kinda bad. We don’t have any windows down here. That’s
Maplely’s lab. He works in chemistry, like me.”
“What
sort of stuff do you make, or experiment on, or whatever?”
The
American grinned. “Alchemy.”
“What?”
“It’s
not as crazy as it sounds, pal. Don’t look so skeptical. We gather up some base
metals and run them through extreme temperatures. You’d be amazed at what we’ve
been able to make.”
“I’m
sure I would,” said Algy slowly.
“Here’s
what I do,” said Wilson, picking up a box on the table. “I take some common
metal—this is copper, I add some chemicals to change the acidity of the metal,
and then I put it in this—” he pointed behind him and Algy noticed a small,
closet-like chamber in the corner of the laboratory, “where I then subject it
to extreme cold conditions. Just pop that in for me, will you?”
He
passed the box to Algy, who took it somewhat gingerly as Wilson swung open the
heavy door with both hands.
“Where
do I put it?” asked Algy, taking a step into the closet.
“Top
shelf would be great, thanks.”
Algy
took another step forward and slid the box onto the top shelf. As he did so,
the heavy door slammed to behind him and he heard bolts being drawn on the
other side. Realizing his danger, he thumped violently on the inside of the
door, desperate for it to be opened. “Hi!” he shouted. “Hi, Wilson! Let me out!”
There
was no answer.
He
banged on the door again, but got no reply.
Then,
to his horror, he saw smoke seeping into the closet from the bottom of the
door.
And
not just any smoke.
Green
smoke.
&&&
Ginger
groaned. Judging from the throbbing weight in his temples, he seemed to have
grown an extra head while he’d slept. He shifted on his bed, trying to get
comfortable. Something appeared to be digging into the small of his back.
His
bed was really very hard…
He
opened his eyes and discovered that he wasn’t in bed.
At
least, he wasn’t in his own bed.
In
fact, he seemed to be in a…jail cell?
He
tried to sit up, then, feeling the pain in his head, decided not to.
He
turned slightly and saw what looked like a giant insect staring down on him. He
almost jumped out of his skin.
And
then he realized that the giant insect was, in fact, Bertie’s monocle
reflecting the light, Bertie himself almost hidden in a shadowy corner of the
cell.
Ginger
relaxed slightly, until he realized that the eye behind the monocle was glaring
at him in a highly irate manner.
“What’s
the matter with you?”
“Matter?”
echoed Bertie bitterly. “Care for a guess, old top? We’re in a beastly jail
cell, in case you hadn’t bally noticed. And, not to be critical, but you do
stink rather.”
“What
happened?”
“You,”
said Bertie deliberately, “got drunk.”
“What?
No, I didn’t—” Ginger trailed off. Bits and pieces came slowly back to him. “What
did I do?” he gasped.
“Well,
let’s see. You tried to go to America, disturbed the general peace, and stole
Biggles’ car.”
“What?”
“I
know,” said Bertie, taking out his monocle and polishing it. “Pretty steep,
what? I say, d’you think they’ll be serving munchables in this place? I haven’t
had anything since last night.”
“Last
night!” cried Ginger. “What time is it?”
“It’s
almost lunchtime.”
Ginger
groaned. “How did I get myself into this mess?”
“That’s
what I’d like to know, old boy.”
They
both looked up as a key rattled into the lock. A policeman was at the cell
door. “Inspector Gaskin’s given orders for you to be released,” he said curtly.
“He says he’ll be calling on you personally as soon as possible. You’re free to
go.”
“About
bally time,” muttered Bertie, scooping up his coat and getting to his feet.
After
signing a number of forms, the two of them strolled out of the station,
blinking in the bright sunlight. Ginger was unsteady on his feet and kept
having to find things to lean on.
As
they passed by a newsstand, Bertie darted forward with an exclamation. A
familiar face stared out at them from the front pages of multiple newspapers.
Well,
two familiar faces.
HONEYMOONING
WINGED INSPECTOR NABS CROOK
FLYING
POLICEMAN AND NEW BRIDE FIGHT CRIME
FORMER
AIR ACE AND WIFE DELIVER JUSTICE
“Goodness
gracious,” muttered Ginger. “What next?”
What next, indeed, Soppy. You've done it again. I can't do humour myself, (yet) but I certainly recognize it. Love the headlines.
ReplyDeleteThe headlines are the best bit! Poor Algy, green smoke, how could you...
ReplyDeleteI'm getting the feeling Algy isn't safe in your hands, Soppy - first you shoot him....now this....
ReplyDeleteAnd who is going to rescue him, that's what I want to know? None of the others are at hand - they're not even on the same continent...!
You'd better not let any harm come to him.... (frowning sternly)
I told Soppy not to do too much to Bertie and she said it was out of her hands,the story was running itself!Ha! Can you imagine what she'd say (and do) to us if we put poor Algy in a dire predicament with apparently no help nearby whatsoever?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll try to make sure SOME of them make it out in one piece at least.
ReplyDeleteDon't know which ones, though.
I hope you are joking Sopworth....!
ReplyDeleteWell, actually...
ReplyDeleteNO.
Eeeeekk!! Biting nails here!
ReplyDeleteI've run out of the original bits I had of Biggles Married II and now I'm writing by the seat of my pants.
ReplyDeleteSo I have no idea what's going to happen or not happen or who's going to die, or ANYTHING.
That could be good news. You could still produce some sort of order here, like kill off Jane :-)
ReplyDeleteDitto.
ReplyDeleteShould have written the remaining chapters while I was down with flu. I'm sure I could have come up with some REALLY crazy things then!
ReplyDeleteEr - don't think you need any help to come up with crazy stuff, Sopwith - 'Biggles Married' couldn't get any madder than it already is, could it?
ReplyDeleteThat's a matter of opinion...
ReplyDelete