Disclaimer: I do not own, or claim to own, any of the Biggles series characters used in this work. This fan fiction was written for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered part of the official storyline.
Warning: Non canon type fan fiction works may contain severe time mix-ups and character deviations.
The sight that met Algy’s eyes was one that
almost made him drive into a tree. Only Sebastian’s frantic yell saved them
from a nasty accident at the very last second.
Jane had appeared on the scene and had
caught hold of Brechovich’s arm, hampering his ability to shoot at Biggles.
This would have been a good thing if not for the expression on Biggles’ face as
he stared at his wife. It was the sort of expression a drowning man would have
worn when spotting a rescue boat.
Algy pulled the car to an abrupt halt at the
side of the road and opened the door. “Stay here,” he ordered, swinging his
legs out of the car.
“What are you going to do?” queried
Sebastian, with some nervousness.
“I don’t know,” said Algy grimly. “But I’ve
got to do something, haven’t I?”
“Jane!” He heard Biggles say faintly, from
the little scene that was playing out behind him.
“James.” There was something in Jane’s tone
that Algy instinctively did not like. He slammed the car door behind him and
began quickening his steps.
“Hey!” Sebastian called out from inside the
car. “Uncle Algy?”
Algy stopped but did not turn. “What?”
He heard the car door open and shut behind him
and then the sound of footsteps approaching. “You’d better take this,” offered
Sebastian, holding out a small pink automatic. “You might need it.”
“Where did you get this?” demanded Algy, horrified
by the sight of the small boy holding out such a dangerous weapon.
“It was in the back of the car,” said
Sebastian simply. “Don’t you want it?”
“No!” said Algy, although he took the gun
anyway, thinking it best to do so in order to stop the boy from accidentally
shooting himself or someone else. “Get back in the car and stay there,” he
ordered again. “I’ll sort this out.”
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Biggles could literally feel the ground
swirling underneath his feet as he stared at his wife. He could hardly believe
his eyes. He was surprised that her appearance seemed to be unchanged from
fifteen years ago. Idly, he wondered if the same could be said of himself. He
opened his mouth to say something, and the only word that came out was, “Jane!”
“James,” she said.
There was a silence between them where
Biggles simply stared at Jane, at a loss for words.
It was Brechovich who broke the silence,
swearing in Russian and jerking his arm loose of Jane’s grip, swinging his gun
up to point at Biggles. Biggles’ own gun had been held in a slack grip by his
side and he had no time to raise it.
Almost as though in slow motion, he saw the
bullet fly towards him and bury itself in his chest. And even though the impact
of it rocked him on his feet, it wasn’t until more than a minute later that he
felt the pain and saw the blood soaking the front of his shirt.
“I’ve been shot,” he thought, with some
surprise.
Somehow his knees had hit the ground and he
was staring blankly at the sand beneath his feet with a strange sort of
serenity. He could hear people shouting and running somewhere above him, but
the sounds seemed distant and unreal.
“James,” said a voice, near at hand.
Raising his head, he found himself face to face with Jane. She was smiling
angelically. “James,” she said again. “I thought you should know. Your friend
Algernon is in love with me.”
Biggles’ lips moved in a futile attempt to
form words, but no sound came out.
“Goodbye, James,” said Jane sweetly, and
the next second she was gone, and all that was left of her was the image of her
pink heels moving away from him.
“Biggles!” Jane’s face had abruptly been
replaced with Algy’s, a face pale with anxiety and horror. “Biggles, it’s Algy.
Can you hear me?”
Biggles’ lips moved again, and this time
words came out. “Jane,” he gasped. “Get Jane.”
“All right,” said Algy, soothingly. “All
right, old son. I’ll get her. Just—”
“Go!” insisted Biggles, pushing Algy weakly
away from him. “Jane—”
And then everything went dark around him.
What have you done? I need some of vZs more violent smilies here. Oh my tail and whiskers!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to put my fingers in my ears and sing loudly like the smilie on the forum that's going LALALALA.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I'm going to stay in hiding until all the shouting has died down.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBiggles is dying and Algy is going to face two vicious beasts with a pink gun... *sobbing uncontrollably*
Soppy, please do something - save Algy... save... Algy...
(I sound like I'm dying now *rolls eyes*)
But...Algy's....
ReplyDeleteFine.
For once.
"I'm going to put my fingers in my ears and sing loudly like the smilie on the forum that's going LALALALA.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I'm going to stay in hiding until all the shouting has died down."
How many lifetimes are you going to wait?
SA's not even here yet...
ReplyDeleteShirley_jay said "How many lifetimes are you going to wait?"
I don't know. But *firmly* it's not my fault. I'm just the messenger here. I didn't do anything.
*trails off in blabbering nonsense and then dives back into hiding*
:D
ReplyDeleteYou spend half your life in hiding, Soppy...
S said:
"But...Algy's....
Fine.
For once."
Yeah. Now. But he is in potential future danger. *_*
"Yeah. Now. But he is in potential future danger."
ReplyDeleteYeah. I wonder how that feels? ^#(^
Oh my goodness! I can't believe what you have done!
ReplyDeleteAnd how callous is Jane - she makes the evil Marie seem like a puppy dog by comparison!
And as for that pink gun - I actually experienced a genuine shudder when it re-emerged - I'm surprised Algy could bear to even touch the horrid thing!
I hope poor Biggles wants to see Jane to give her one last sock on the nose and NOT to whisper tender nothings in her ear.... XC
Can I just point out that *I* did not do anything to Biggles. *Brechovich* shot him. (See the difference? See? *ducks hurriedly*)
ReplyDeleteWho knows what Biggles is thinking? If he actually had any sense he wouldn't have married the woman in the first place, but as things stand...
Look on the bright side, JJ. At least Algy has a gun to use, pink or not.
ReplyDeleteWeeelllll! Words fail me, almost. There's a sense of déjà-vu here. One of them lying on the ground, wounded, the other - well, again! I only hope that Algy uses that little pink gun on Jane. I'm even feeling sorry for Sebastian, having a mother like that. And Biggles, could be dying, thinking his best pal loves his wife! All I can say now Soppy, is: bring on Chapter 23' quick, before I have no nails left.
ReplyDeleteI am so deeply shocked I am almost bereft of words. And so so SO worried :-S
ReplyDeleteAlgy - do something please please PLEASE. And please hurry up :!!
And when you have got Biggles to a good hospital specialising in bullets in the chest, go and shoot Jane and Brechovich sufficiently to make sure they are well and truly dead.
And if you have any time left over, look after Sebastian.
And if you have any time left over after that, before you take Biggles some grapes, some cigarettes and some light romantic fiction, please will you find where Soppy is hiding because she has a lot to answer for. I can give you some suggestions for good punishments
Yes, Algy, follow SA's detailed orders like a good boy...
ReplyDeleteNow if we could all just take a breath and inhale and exhale and inhale...
ReplyDeleteActually… perhaps Soppy is trying to be even-handed in a weird sort of way. Last time she shot Algy in the chest, this time Biggles. I suppose next time it will be Algy's turn - maybe not in the chest again, but somewhere else...
ReplyDeleteIt could be that Soppy is just being evenhanded: Algy was shot last time, Biggles this time. Then it will be Algy's turn again...
ReplyDeleteSA, sorry, the spam filter thing ate your last comment and I had to go in and unspam the thing.
ReplyDeleteIt could be that I'll just shoot everyone and then there will be a deafening silence....
ReplyDeleteAnd no more fanfics...
*carefree laugh* Ah, Soppy's just playing with us... I hope...
ReplyDeleteWait a second. You said:
'Can I just point out that *I* did not do anything to Biggles. *Brechovich* shot him.'
And now you say:
'It could be that I'll just shoot everyone...'
How does that work? *_*
Conclusion of the case for the prosecution :)
If everyone dies, that'll be *my* doing.
ReplyDeleteBiggles is Brechovich's doing.
Hmmm - Does anyone else get the feeling Soppy is enjoying this just a little bit too much?
ReplyDeleteI seriously fear for our boys safety - all of them...
I'm starting to wonder whose side is she on?
Jane and Soppy - could they be one and the same person?!!!!
No, JJ, don't say it, JJ....
ReplyDeleteWhose side, JJ?
ReplyDeleteMy own side Mwhahahahaha
*Ahem* As I was saying...
It may be that I'm taking out my passive-aggressions out through my fanfics...but isn't that sort of thing supposed to be healthy?
Not for Algy (or for Biggles it seems) :(
ReplyDelete:( :( :(
ReplyDeleteAlgy's safety first, guys...
*Actually, Algy's and Biggles's. That works. Release of 'passive-agressions' take less priority *_*
ReplyDeleteAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! You had the evil Breckovich shoot BIGGLES!!!
ReplyDelete