
I spent most of the flight praying that the
massive pile of equipment in front of me, and that to my inexperienced eyes
appeared to be most insecurely secured, wouldn’t land up in my lap if we hit a
‘bump’! The Loadmaster who was a rather
exalted Flight Sergeant and rather crusty demonstrated a somewhat warped sense
of humour by grinning at me and yelling that if it did all come crashing down,
I wouldn’t know too much about it, so I shouldn’t worry! Well, it may not have been the most
comfortable flight I’ve ever experienced, but it was free (in an era when air
travel was still exorbitantly expensive) and it was definitely FUN! And maybe, more than anything so far, helped
me realise that I was actually part of the Royal Australian Air Force.
One
of the peculiarities of service life in those days was the requirement that all
clothing – from the smallest item to the largest – was required to be folded or
hung in a precise and totally inflexible routine. Woe betide anyone whose underwear drawer was pulled
open on inspection evening and who “smalls” were not precisely folded and lined
up according to the RAAF law governing all aspects of ‘how thou shalt maintain
thy wardrobe’! Funnily enough, to this
day, I still fold my undies in this manner!!
At a recent reunion, a group of us were discussing the aspects of
service life that each of us had taken into civilian life – and without
exception (amidst much laughter) everyone, male and female, confessed we still
kept our clothes exactly as we had learnt during those years. Of course, I could never convince my civilian
husband, or my children, to follow these guidelines….

We were expected to maintain the exact
number of items initially issued and woe betide anyone, come a surprise uniform
and kit inspection, whose clothing didn’t measure up. This was not an issue regarding our uniforms
proper, but maintaining the correct number of pairs of stockings and all those
unmentionables, all neatly named, was more of a challenge. Many of us sat up in bed after lights out,
stitching name tags on the waistbands of undies by torchlight, hoping the hut
NCO wouldn’t notice and come barging in.
Of course, if we all kept everything up to scratch all the time, it
wouldn’t have been an issue – but where’s the fun in that???
The uniform thing sounds worse than school!!!
ReplyDeleteReally interesting, and what an exciting trip in a Hercules.
Thanks :-)
What a nightmare it must have been to have to keep rack of one's clothes on top of everything else that one had to do! Surely there must have been someone who took an armful of clothes and just threw hem into the face of the person doing inspection at some point...
ReplyDeleteImagine how Algy stood it! Johns always said that his uniform was dirty and his hair was too long...
What amazing experiences to have. I am so envious! Well, of the free flights bit anyway. Don't think my nerves would stand up to all those random kit inspections! I'd be CONSTANTLY in trouble.
ReplyDeleteMust say, you look ultra-smart in your uniform.
I find it quite funny that old RAAF people are all over the world folding their clothes the exact same way!
ReplyDeleteSo do I Soppy :) But old habits die hard they say. I wonder if Biggles and Algy keep their drawers all neat and tidy in the service tradition. But they were officers, so it might have been different for them....
ReplyDeleteAlgy, keep his clothes neat and tidy???!!!! Don't think he folded them across a chair even...
ReplyDeleteAnd Biggles wore his pyjamas on dawn patrols - did he then fold them up neatly, all oily, till people like Rip and Forty came along without any kit, then say "Let me see, second drawer down, front = clean ones, back = oily ones... :-)
I too find it unlikely that Algy folded all his clothes neatly and spent time sewing name tags onto his various garments! It would have been a miracle for Algy to show up with his hair combed in the WWI days, I should think (and the same goes for Biggles). Gentlemen they might be, but personal grooming tends to go out the window when one is more worried about Huns and surviving and getting up at dawn to get the Huns...
ReplyDeleteSurely Biggles would have his batman WASH the pajamas before putting them into a drawer?
Maybe he would. And maybe Algy's batman would pick up his clothes and fold them neatly :-)
ReplyDeleteI believe it was only ORs (Other ranks) who had inspections. Officers could be as untidy as they liked. and having seen pictures of WW1 flying kit it wasn't the neatest, was it?
ReplyDeleteI am now feeling extremely sorry for Algy and Biggles' batmen. (But wasn't that position cancelled after a while? How on earth did they manage with any batmen?)
ReplyDeleteFB said...
ReplyDelete"I believe it was only ORs (Other ranks) who had inspections. Officers could be as untidy as they liked."
You're absolutely correct, FB. In my day, only ORs had inspections. The Female Officers' Quarters on one base were right next to my "hut" and I'm fairly sure that even their beds were made each day by a General Hand whose duty it was to keep the Officers' Quarters clean and tidy etc. Couldn't voice an opinion on who did their laundry though....
I thought the "batman"-ish staff only existed in the first world war! Am I to understand that the officers basically had a HOUSEKEEPER?
ReplyDeleteNot sure I'd have called the General Hands "Housekeepers". But some were definitely assigned to keep the Officers' Quarters clean. That was only for those officers who lived on the base, of course. if they lived in Married Quarters off base, then it was their responsibility :))
ReplyDeleteI really have no idea how it works out these days. But I know I used to feel rather sorry for the GH's, they'd basically spend their days cleaning - kitchens, the various Messes, offices, HQ etc - and then they'd have to come back to the barracks and turn to and clean their own rooms and be on the roster to clean the ablutions as well.
My father was batman for a short while to Montgomery when in the desert during WWII. Everyone thought it was a cushy number but far from it. He was on call at all times, day and night and apparently, Monty, er- shall we say was not the easiest of men to work for.
ReplyDeleteOf course that was in the days when officers were drawn as a rule from the upper classes and therefore were considered to be above doing menial tasks for themselves.
Was it like being a knight's squire or something? Did batmen fight? What did they do when their pilots were in the air, or eating or in the mess?
ReplyDeleteAn interesting analaogy, Soppy, comparing a batman to a knight's squire. I believe only senior officers were allowed batmen. Batmen were ordinary soliders, airmen and sailors who took on the additional duty to get extra pay. They still had to do their day job, as it were and would not have been allowed to duck out of any fighting. Duties included maintaining his officer's uniform and equipment, possibly keeping his room clean and tidy, driving etc and any other little odd jobs required. I don't think Biggles or ALgy would have qualified for a batman but as I can't see either of themw wielding a washboard or an iron I'm guessing they would have paid someone to do their laundry at least. (or not, maybe that's why ALgy was untidy :) ). Batmen have been phased out of the British Forces in this modern day and age.
ReplyDeleteAlgy? Paying someone off? The very idea!
ReplyDeleteAnd really, I doubt that he was THAT untidy. Wouldn't he have gotten in trouble?
Not paying someone off, paying osmeone to wash his shirts and socks etc. Can you see him doing it himself? And I doubt if he would have got into trouble for having an untidy room but he would certainly have been hauled over the coals if he was untidy in his person. He might have been given a little leeway but sooner or later someone would have sorted him out (more than likely Biggles)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Biggles had a batman in WWI - didn't he wake him up with a cup of tea when he was on one of those dawn patrols, missions, whatever?
ReplyDeleteor did I read that in some fanfic? :-)))
No, you are right, SA. Theres one intsance in Pioneer Air Fighter. He asked his batman to call him an hour before dawn. So, Soppy, ignore what I said previously. Algy did hve osmeone to do his shirts, after all.
ReplyDeleteAnd, after I posted that, I found another example in 'Learns to Fly' while he was flying with Mark Way (who had also been woken up but had gone back to sleep again). And, interestingly, they were in a dormitory - more than one flight sleeping in the same hut (or whatever it was). Maybe they even shared a batman when they were very junior?
ReplyDeleteMaybe our boys did share a batman at one stage, SA. I wonder if they still had them in WWII - when they were actually at home, back at Rawlham? I well remember the scene in "Delivers the Goods" (hmmm, or was it "Borneo" where Biggles ticked his officers off for lounging around in their pjs etc (AND I blieve Algy was the main culprit!!!). He didn't seem to tolerate sloppiness in dress standards, did he? :))))))
ReplyDelete"Delivers the Goods",RSG. He told them that they looked like a salvage dump and told them to get 'squared up'. Lovely bit of Biggles.
ReplyDeleteAt the time, they were all pretty tired I think. I expect Biggles was too...
ReplyDeleteThanks, FB - saved me checking up. I thought it was 'Delivers the Goods', but had a wobbly moment of doubt :) I've always loved that Biggles moment. Even though everyone was tired (including Biggles) he definitely expected them to 'measure up' :))
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with walking around in pjs? Biggles FLEW in pjs! (Not to mention, if you look around any college dorm, everyone is in pjs. Some profs even wear pjs to class)
ReplyDeleteAnd therein lies the difference between service life (involving discipline and dress standards) and Uni life (almost total freedom :))) )
ReplyDeleteI always loved the fact that the very young, WWI Biggles flew in his PJs, Soppy :))))))
As I remember it, he crawled out of bed, pulled a jumper on over his PJs, had a cup of tea or coffee, and next stop his flying gear and Camel!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet he didn't allow that in 666...
I'll bet he didn't, SA!! Can't you imagine him towling Ginger up for trying something like that :))
ReplyDeleteI don't thinnk Biggles even put on a jumper. He probably just got out of bed, had tea, and then got in the Camel.
ReplyDeleteGood thing he never got shot down. Imagine explaining that to the Huns....
"And vhy are you vearing these pajamas with the little pink elephants?"
He did put on a jumper - in winter when it was cold. I distinctly remember reading it, recently (been in WWI after an overdose of air police)
ReplyDeleteIt is to be hoped that he wasn't wearing the PJs with pink elephants when he was shot down at the end of WWI then!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean to say - why weren't they blue elephants?
I thought in Rescue Flight he told Thirty that he usually flew in pjs in the summer so I assumed that he wouldn't need a jumper.
ReplyDeleteI do remember in Battle of the Flowers when Algy took off at three am he got the others out of bed and they put on sidcot suits over their pjs. Is that what you're thinking of, SA?
No - definitely, in one of the stories, Biggles pulled on a jumper (over his PJs, and then, on top, his flying gear no doubt). I can see I shall have to find the exact one for you...
ReplyDeleteFound it Soppy. it is in 'Biggles of 266', in the story 'War in Hot Blood.
ReplyDelete"He pulled his sheepskin thigh-boots on over his pyjamas, donned a thick, high-necked woolen sweater, and then his leather flying-coat."
Thanks for finding that, SA. I was pretty sure I remembered reading that he had pulled on a jumper over his pyjamas on at least one occasion. They were all so you,g weren't they? My grandson just turned 17 a month ago - hard to imagine him going off to war!!! (So very thankful he won't be!)
ReplyDeleteBiggles clearly had NO sense of style...even Jane dresses better than that.
ReplyDeleteI can only hope that Algy dressed a bit better.
They probably flew in PJs in the summer because that's what they wore at night. In the winter in a poorly-heated hut (or unheated) it's quite possible they slept in everything they had. So they didn't need to get dressed in the mornings.
ReplyDeleteWHen you are young wearing the same clothes ad infinitum is preferable to washing.
ReplyDeleteWhen Biggles got older he was all for having a bath at every opportunity :))
I should hope he had regular baths!! After all the jungles and deserts and random places he had to go...
ReplyDeleteWell, when he wasn't saying he wanted to tear a steak, he was saying he wanted a bath :D
ReplyDeleteOr that he wanted a smoke...
ReplyDeleteOur boys are nothing if not consistent.